UPFL SUPER Six: Week Three

#1: Benson’s Boys (3-0): GM Charbonneau is rolling in the wins right now, and the only question is when will this team switch names to Forte’s Boys?

#2: Double Lung (3-0): Riding the trio of Frank Gore, Michael Turner, and Marshawn Lynch to three easy wins.

#3: Team DeVETO (3-0): Getting it done early with strong play from Drew Brees.

#4: Brain Trust (3-0): Crushing opponents as Brandon Marshall has turned into a force.

#5: The Sean Taylor Experience (3-0): Keep winning as they beat Team Billings in a shoot-out this week.

#6: No Mercy in the Dojo (2-1): Strong play from Marion Barber has this team in contention in the GLFC.

RED ALERT: SEGA (0-3), 75 Years of Rebuilding (0-3), Pontiac Pu$$ie$ (0-3)

Player of the Week: Ronnie Brown, (no one started him)

Bum of the Week: Peyton Manning, (punk)

UPFL SUPER SIX: WEEK TWO

 

UPFL SUPER SIX

 

#1: Benson’s Boys (2-0): A first for GM Chrabonneau as he has the #1 team in the league.

#2: Double Lung (2-0): Anquan Boldin helps propel Double Lung to first place tie in the GLFC.

#3: Team DeVETO (2-0): Marion Barber pushes DeVETO past Muskie Lovers in week two.

#4: The Sean Taylor Experience (2-0): Riding the McNabb/Westbrook train as far as it will take them.

#5: Brain Trust (2-0): Secures a big win over BrewCity Beatdown to stay in contention with Benson’s Boys.

#6: Team Billings (2-0): How bout’ them Cowboys, as the Cowboys go so does Team Billings.

 

RED ALERT: Team Sager (0-2), IOwensU (0-2), Arizona Sunrays (0-2)

 

Player of the Week: Jay Cutler

Bum of the Week: Ryan Grant

UPFL SUPER SIX – WEEK ONE

#1 – Blumkins (1-0): The defending champs hang on to a win over the Statutory Defendants with big help from Drew Brees

#2 – BrewCity Beatdown (1-0): The beatdown given to Team Sager was a nasty one as GM Luker makes GM Sager his whipping boy.

#3 – Benson’s Boys (1-0): The Boys are alright as Matt Forte proved this team name should be changed to Forte’s Boys.

#4 – Double Lung (1-0): A big scoring week for the Lung brings in $15 as they score the most points for Week 1.

#5 – Team DeVETO (1-0): DeVETO gets rolling early this year behind the strong play of Brees/Barber.

#6 – Honkies of the Underworld (1-0): Win a shootout with the Pacific Ultions with strong play from Plaxico on Thursday.

RED ALERT: Any team who drafted Tom Brady.

Player of the Week: Michael Turner, Atlanta Falcons

Bum of the Week: Braylon Edwards, Cleveland Browns

COMMISH NFL/FANTASY PREDICTIONS

NFL PREDICTIONS 2008

AFC EAST

1 – Patriots (1)

2 – Jets (WC2)

3 – Bills

4 – Dolphins

AFC NORTH

1 – Steelers (4)

2 – Bengals

3 – Browns

4 – Ravens

AFC SOUTH

1 – Colts (3)

2 – Jaguars (WC1)

3 – Texans

4 – Titans

AFC WEST

1 – Chargers (2)

2 – Broncos

3 – Raiders

4 – Chiefs

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NFC EAST

1 – Cowboys (1)

2 – Giants (WC1)

3 – Eagles

4 – Redskins

NFC NORTH

1 – Packers (2)

2 – Bears (WC2)

3 – Vikings

4 – Lions

NFC SOUTH

1 – Saints (3)

2 – Buccaneers

3 – Panthers

4 – Falcons

NFC WEST

1 – Cardinals (4)

2 – Seahawks

3 – Rams

4 – 49ers

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AFC 1^st Round: Colts over Jets; Steelers over Jaguars

NFC 1^st Round: Saints over Bears; Giants over Cardinals

AFC 2^nd Round: Patriots over Steelers; Colts over Chargers

NFC 2^nd Round: Cowboys over Giants; Packers over Saints

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Patriots over Colts

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Cowboys over Packers

SUPER BOWL: Patriots over Cowboys

FANTASY MVP: Brian Westbrook: extra points for receptions will be a big boost

FANTASY SLEEPER: Matt Schaub: Gotta pick someone no one else is

FANTASY BUST: Adrian Peterson: Will be very good when he plays, but for how high he has went in drafts will be a bust based on expectations

UPFL Pre-Season Super Six

UPFL SUPER SIX

With the 2008 UPFL Draft behind us it is now time to set our sights on the prize in front of everyone’s eyes: Champion of the UPFL. So onward to the first Super Six of the season.

#1 – Blumkins: As always until the defending champ shows signs of not winning they are the #1 team coming in. The Blumkins will look to super-duper RB Adrian Peterson to plow the line for W’s this year and will welcome back Drew Brees.

#2 – BrewCity Beatdown: New GM Glenn Luke has a solid team on paper and if Larry Johnson and Willie Parker can regain their old forms this team will be very formidable.

#3 – Matt Millen: Another new GM in Dan Makela has solid players everywhere including a guy named LaDainian. The WRs are fantastic in Fitzgerald, R.Williams, and Braylon Edwards. The only question mark being QB with Jay Cutler and/or Philip Rivers at the helm.

#4 – Cobblestone Crush: GM Luehmann returns as Toilet Bowl Champs but will hope for a better ending this year. The Crush will be led by LDT and will look for Steve Smith to boost their chances in two more weeks.

#5 – Benson’s Boys: GM Charbonneau has never been ranked this high but a solid draft that didn’t include Cedric Benson has this team talking Yooper Bowl, a lot will ride on Adrian Peterson but a solid core of WRs in Wayne, Holt, and Chambers may carry this team on most weeks.

#6 – Team DeVETO: Solid all-around, with Drew Brees and Marion Barber leading the way. If Selvin Young gets 2000 yards as he has predicted this team will be #1 in short time.

Well our first week of NFL games are upon us, so give the wife and kids some money to get ice cream and sit back as the live-scoring updates your teams fate each week. Lets get the season started.